Welcome to the Genocide hour!

Aug 18, 2010 18:20

[Robo-Ky is sitting in a plush, velvet-covered antique chair wearing a fancy robe, as he sips motor oil. There's a fireplace crackling off to the side and a wall-sized sign behind him with a picture of the Nagasaki A-Bomb's mushroom cloud, with the text "You deserved this too." He pulls out a small pipe and begins blowing bubbles out of it.]

Hello, flabby meat containers. My name is Robo-Ky and I'll be hosting this fine introspective look into why the Japanese are an inferior race of scum in the already inferior existence called "humanity" in what I like to call "Genocide: The best thing that ever happened to Earth."

[A small band of white text appears on the bottom of the screen and reads "The views and opinions expressed by this show are totally awesome and you should feel bad if you disagree. -- Robo-Ky"]

!spotlight, robo-ky

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