my livejournal still exists!

you learn something new every day. Or you learn something old...oldly new, newly ol-

suit yourself. Im easy

i cannot wait!

my mom told me i smelled like "old house" today.

Marvin Zindler died Sunday.

apparent cause of death: slime in his ice machine.

my dog Sugar disapeared a few days ago. we think she went off somewhere to die. she's fifteen.

dont get me wrong, the american medical system has serious problems that demands immediate attention, but Sicko was not the movie to bring the problems to light. i might as well have watched michael moore masturbate for two hours, it would have been the same experience.

a drunken night of folk music and midnight showings of A Clockwork Orange, while euphoric at the time, apparently only succeeds in giving me the shits.

my new belt was too big, so i used a corkscrew and a chopstick to make it fit. Thanks DI!

i had a dream last night that caitlin came to my house in conroe to see my parents while she was totally wasted. i found out and intercepted her, took her to my room and fed her sandwiches. she was mad because she wanted turkey but all i had was ham. i told her she was a stupid bitch and all i had was ham so eat it goddammit. she wouldnt sober up ( Read more... )