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[brody_man]

i had a dream last night that caitlin came to my house in conroe to see my parents while she was totally wasted. i found out and intercepted her, took her to my room and fed her sandwiches. she was mad because she wanted turkey but all i had was ham. i told her she was a stupid bitch and all i had was ham so eat it goddammit. she wouldnt sober up

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Okay...

[deathcabforcait]

FIRST OF ALL - If I want a goddamn turkey sandwich, you will make me a turkey sandwich!

SECOND OF ALL - If I'm ever super trashed - I would really rather not run into your mother

THIRD OF ALL - I enjoyed your drunk voicemail last night!