So, I didn't get everything right on the whole 7th book thing, but I think I did get some stuff right. You know, like Dumbledore's dirty secrets, Lupin's reluctance to get all into Tonks, Ginny's methods for keeping Harry 'loyal' and er... well, I think my story was much better. So there. Although the whole Gringotts shit was kick-arse and from ( Read more... )

fera_festiva is very fond of telling me a story about a Mills and Boon book that she once read in which the protagonists made a chocolate cake and then proceeded to have sex using this chocolate cake as a prop. At the end of this book, for any that would like to feel like the events portrayed within the novel were not completely out of their reach, the author ( Read more... )

This one's even shorter and even more disjointed than the last, and I didn't even write all of it, so I've got no excuse. The thing is, I know that this is going somewhere, and it is kind of getting to that place, but in a very off-kilter manner. Writing it, which I am doing every now and then in between other projects, reminds me somewhat of ( Read more... )

So, fera_festiva has been claiming for ages that she's going to put up her icon series that she's been making. But she hasn't. However, by means of a daring raid and at great risk to my personal safety I have managed to secure copies of the Brisket Loaf related icons in the set, and here I am posting them for you, because as we all know, information wants to ( Read more... )

Hark!

fera-festiva has made an icon based on this here fic. Why not steal it, credit her and show the world your love of childish swearing and tit gags. It's the one in this here entry. Apparently there's some more coming when she finishes her stick figure icon series, so soon you'll be able to steal those as well.

Party.

Short and shit and not even that rude. But containing a few fandom-topical gags. Or at least gags that were brought back into the fandom's all-seing public eye again a few weeks back, and so are probably not fandom-topical at all anymore. Still contains characters from the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling as well as the books of Dan Brown, and as ( Read more... )

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Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf: First Blood - The Prequel: Because There's always An Excuse.

Before Hogwarts there was St. Christopher's primary school, there were mysteries to be solved, pink custard to be eaten and a visiting professor from an American university.

Hey all, Just a quick note to say that this fic's sister fic has been updated.

Harry Potter and the Ocarina of Time. Read it. Now!

the first bit is here as well.

Hey there people, and this is probably because I'm drunk and all, but I had a thought. Which is. If I reorganise this a little bit and then opened up the membership, we could have a great little place to bitch and rant. And discuss various types of meat as well. I don't know, drop a comment if you think that its a good idea. Or not. I'm easy ( Read more... )

So, I found out from fera_festiva about the drabble-matic that's been doing the rounds, and well, I had to do a Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf one. ( And so here it is )