Magicakes 2.1
Typical warnings: foul language, sexual references. There's an ass in this one, no other naughty bits. That'll change quick.
A continuation of the Magicakes Pixel Trade Round Robin captained by engram_au, with the first round ably played by the inimitable bondchick_nett! Catch up on her parts below if you haven't read them. If you haven't, WHY THE FUCK NOT? GO READ NOW! Don't worry, I'll wait.
Gen 1 Part 1 | Gen 1 Part 2 | Gen 1 Part 3 | Gen 1 Part 4 | Gen 1 Part 5 | Gen 1 Part 6
Gen 1 Part 7 | Gen 1 Part 8
You read them, right? Ok, good. And so we come to me. Bunyip Magicakes has settled into my game to begin her adult life/shenanigans (i.e. finding a mate and making lots and lots of cute babies!) So without further ado, let's see how things are going.
She bought a totes awesome doggie named DROiD (sixamsims) who DOES NOT DRIVE ME CRAZY DIGGING HOLES ALL OVER. But he is rainbow-spotted-neon awesome and I love him anyway.
This is her funkadelic house in Valhalla. Can you guess this is where my VDSL is taking place? I bet you couldn't. It's actually Phaenoh's West Weasels hood which is awesome and sparkly and love. So I can't take credit for the building.
The decorating? ALL MINE BB. Bunyip's relatives stare lovingly from the walls at her, ahem, colorful decor.
I figured she was somewhat of a bohemian spirit and would TOTES draw on the floor with chalk.
The porch is her dining room. I think I am torturing myself by moving her into such a small house. In fact, I do believe this will come back to bite me in the ass in the next update. Just wait.
OOH GOODIE! Let's see who we get!
Oh, it's Bekah (simpurity), who is named Fastvi in my game. This is awkward, they have the same hairdo.
Bunyip: "The jury is still out on your flagrant copying of my luscious locks so I will be pleasant to you for now."
Bunyip: "They decided you were in contempt of court. Buy a fucking hat, you copycat Norse bitch."
Tin (thealicecat) calls in the middle of the brewing catfight to invite Bunyip downtown. She eagerly agrees. They spend an hour complimenting each other's lovely shade of minty green skin. They're just getting into a nice groove and flirting and they're about to head for the photobooth when...
CRASH.
Eff you, game.
So I restart and Bunyip is grooving all alone in her kitchen. So have some super-adorable dance spam.
Did it give you dental caries?
AND THEN. I realize I have forgotten to roll a challenge. Luckily it's still late Monday afternoon. I roll:
The 'Loki' challenge. Move in an unsuspecting townie or CAS sim and hold them hostage. Build up your victim's skills, only to have them sucked away by your sim. This challenge ends when your sim has stolen enough of your slave's skills to max out one skill.
I spot a walkby. Fermium (thealicecat) is his name. Bunyip scurries out to greet him. I'm sorry, Fermium.
Fermium: "Your beauty is a work of art, greater than the works of Michelangelo or Da Vinci... Can I paint you naked?"
Smoooth, Fermium, very smooth.
Apparently Bunyip fell for it though.
Kissing is fine but let's not procreate. We need some genetic variety, ok? Minty skin is pretty but VARIETY.
So Bloodshot (snapun) walks by and Bunyip rushes out there to say hi. He's got VARIETY. And he's sexyface.
I thought about making a cheesy fertilization joke but I am restraining myself.
Bloodshot: "So you'll make me breakfast in the morning?"
Well I had to make some kind of yolk. AND A PUN I AM SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA.
Bunyip approves of further romantical adventures but simnels' Sidney DOES NOT APPROVE. I think she's a spy for Crumplebutt.
Ah, the time honored courtship ritual of whacking each other's brains out with feathers. But then Bloodshot ran off. Damn.
So Bunyip goes back to poor ignored Fermium and tries to get him to move in. I think he suspects something is up.
Bunyip takes it all in stride and spends the next day playing with DROiD. I LOVE HIM.
And invites Fermium over to practice her feminine wiles on him.
Wiles successful!
And he immediately starts studying Mechanical skill for her to suck out of him. He is VAIR SHOCKED by repairing toilets. I'm pretty shocked by clogged toilets too, Fermy. Blech.
And so it begins *rubs hands together evilly*
I don't think I've ever used this thing before so pardon the spam. It's HILARIOUS.
Tarsus's picture: *is shocked by the goings-on*
Bunyip: *is sexually gratified by her learnings*
Tarsus's picture: *is still shocked despite having JUST SEEN this happen*
Bunyip is enjoying this rather too much. As am I.
WAY TO SNEAK UP ON THE MAN WHEN HE'S NAKED AND VULNERABLE.
Ow, that looks painful O_O
And yet he still looks at her with all the innocent longing of a puppy. And she loses all respect for him. Typical.
Proofs! That she has maxed out Mechanical by slurping it from Fermium's delicious, delicious grey matter.
She is so undisturbed by the evil deed that she runs out to the snow and childlike, makes a perfect snow angel. I love her.
I risk a crash to fulfill her want to go skating. She meets Buttah (prettypalisades), and they have two bolts! He's green, but a different green! And his hair matches her outfit. A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN! Until he refuses to twirl on the ice with her.
So she goes by herself.
And executes a perfect spiral. She's so pretties ♥
And uh, Fermium is hitting on my VDSL founder, Ondott, in the background... I guess he likes the wild, furry type?
I am enjoying her love of winter revels except that WOMAN I KNOW YOU HAVE A WINTER COAT WHY DO YOU NOT WEAR IT?
Bunyip: "He just needs one more thing..."
Damn, I hoped for an evil snowman. Not that any of Nett's sims would be evil. Sigh.
Oh yes, and the second week's challenge!
The 'Olive' Challenge. Befriend 5 townies, move them in and KILL THEM. You have to leave the graves on the lot. I recommend not drowning people.
Luckily I have some random townies about so I don't have to kill off P_T sims. Bunyip is befriending this poor old man in order to KILL HIM DEAD.
What a delightful winter scene.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE COAT.
And then I panicked. Because I had re-townified Fermium after she sucked him dry so she was living alone and I was SURE she would die out there in the cold D: But like two minutes she got up and walked into the house. I WAS SO WORRIED THOUGH.
Against my better judgment, I have her light a fire. Visions of the house as a flaming conflagration of an inferno filled my head. Screams of the readers as the Magicakes legacy ended prematurely filled my ears. But Bunyip lives a charmed life.
And she warmed her butt without incident until the fire smoldered to embers.
Ohai Mr. Cow-Skinned Burglar.
Kor'a's picture: *smirks to itself that the burglar is too stupid to hear the loudly blaring alarm just behind him*
OOOH. Battle of the cow-skinned cop vs. burglar! LIGHT VS. DARK! IT IS A METAPHOR!
Clearly, in my game, evil will triumph because good is dumb. I agree, Bunyip darling. /facepalm.
DROiD, being the awesome dog that he is, chases the loser cop down the stairs.
Featuring sims/pets by:
bondchick_nett
sixamsims
simpurity
thealicecat
snapun
simnels
prettypalisades