Snow Shoveling Sucks... Or, As Sirius Would Say...

Feb 11, 2010 16:17

Shoveling snow is like the opposite of Bikram Yoga. Instead of holding painful positions in 100 degree heat, you move in painful positions in 10 degree weather.

Shoveling snow should also be a Winter Olympic Sport. You could have solo, pairs, or team shoveling with extra points for building safe and interesting mounds and snow walls. Fans would ( Read more... )

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aries11 February 12 2010, 03:40:38 UTC
Ugh, shoveling snow = no fun.

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comment!ficlet is cracky avengangle February 12 2010, 04:30:45 UTC
"Fuck-a-doo!" Sirius crowed, shaking his hand and putting his burnt fingers into his mouth.

"Fuck a what?" James asked. He picked up a chicken wing and dropped it almost immediately. "Hot hot hot!"

"Exactly!" Sirius said around his fingers.

"But -- oh, never mind." James shook his head and went back to coating his chips liberally with vinegar.

"Fuck-a-doo?" Remus asked, quietly, one eyebrow raised.

"It's French," Sirius said. As if that explained it at all.

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Re: comment!ficlet is cracky brighty18 February 12 2010, 17:58:46 UTC
LOL. You made my day there!

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Re: comment!ficlet is cracky ekaterin24 February 12 2010, 18:02:25 UTC
Awesome crack!drabble! ::grins hugely::

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ekaterin24 February 12 2010, 18:05:34 UTC
Sirius comments are awesome cracky fun. I can hear rooster-Sirius' "cack-a-doo."

Between firewood and snow you just can't catch a break, it seems. ::offers hugs and hot chocolate:: I can't help wondering how much the shoveling has influenced your decision to move to Taos....

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brighty18 February 12 2010, 18:12:05 UTC
You should have heard me on Wednesday when we had over a foot. "We are SO f-ing moving to New Mexico!" I would grumble. Taos gets snow, but only a few inches outside of the ski valley. Nothing that has to be shoveled.

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hogwartsvixxxen February 13 2010, 17:26:36 UTC
Or, as Sirius would say, "Fuck-a-doo!" ***

LOL I love it

We're expecting more snow on Monday. It'll by my upstairs neighbor's turn to shovel.

*stay warm*

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