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Things That Won't Get You Out of the City

• Dropkicking a dwarf
  
• Balancing on six feet of couch cushions
  
• Following crazy advice from crazy cursed people (finding a pattern here?)
  
• Jumping into the fountain when it's beer
  
• --- wait, what??
  

Dear Santa,

Things I Want for Christmas

• An unbreakable tablet
  
• For my weapon rune to be unsealed
  
• A way out for

Comments

[glastonknight]

... That seems like a bit of a problem, Riou.

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Oh, it probably is. .... which part is that again?

[glastonknight]

Breaking things.

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Ah... that part. Yes. You get used to it after awhile. Although I'd be sitting on a mountain of coins otherwise.

[doujin_dork]

Drop-kicking a dwarf?

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. . . . . yeah. That was part of a suggestion for a way to leave the city from those crazy cursed folk awhile back.

[doujin_dork]

I . . . see.

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It didn't work too well as you can see.

[i_themagician]

You know, I think it's about time for the water in the fountain to turn into booze again.

You have a squirrel?

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Yes, I do. Hiding somewhere.

[guardianed]

You keep a pet squirrel?

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Yes!.... somewhere around here.

[mottoaiokomete]

You make your own purpose.

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Ah.... that is a good way to go about it.

[mottoaiokomete]

I know no other way.

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Well, sometimes one can have a purpose shoved at you... but it's always up to you whether you accept it or not.