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Things That Won't Get You Out of the City

• Dropkicking a dwarf
  
• Balancing on six feet of couch cushions
  
• Following crazy advice from crazy cursed people (finding a pattern here?)
  
• Jumping into the fountain when it's beer
  
• --- wait, what??
  

Dear Santa,

Things I Want for Christmas

• An unbreakable tablet
  
• For my weapon rune to be unsealed
  
• A way out for everyone who wants out
  
• A way back for everyone who wants in
  
• The safety of Nanami & Jowy & everyone else
  
• Peace in my country and everyone else's too
  
• Mild curses
  
• For my cat to stop chewing me up on curse days
  
• For my squirrel to stop being traumatized of me
  
• To find my purpose
  
• To have a purpose
  
• To stop finding those books in the library
  
• A pony
  
• Most impossible important of all, to live in North Window Castle with Nanami & Jowy and be able to visit old friend in new countries and worlds
  
• Edit A tablet that lets me delete cursed entries during the curse!
  

Status Update
Tablets Broken : 85
Times Fallen Into Fountain : 9
Visions in Fountain : Remaining stable
Found at Library : ....