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Things That Won't Get You Out of the City

• Dropkicking a dwarf
  
• Balancing on six feet of couch cushions
  
• Following crazy advice from crazy cursed people (finding a pattern here?)
  
• Jumping into the fountain when it's beer
  
• --- wait, what??
  

Dear Santa,

Things I Want for Christmas

• An unbreakable tablet
  
• For my weapon rune to be unsealed
  
• A way out for

Comments

[doujin_dork]

Drop-kicking a dwarf?

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. . . . . yeah. That was part of a suggestion for a way to leave the city from those crazy cursed folk awhile back.

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I . . . see.

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It didn't work too well as you can see.

[doujin_dork]

[This isn't a voice reply, so thankfully for them both, you can't hear her snickering.] Mm, no, I suppose not.

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[But we can imagine! *shakes fist*] But on the bright side, at least I didn't have to dropkick a dwarf?

[doujin_dork]

I imagine they wouldn't be too thrilled with that.

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. . . . no. It'd be particularly bad to try that with the dwarves from back home.

[doujin_dork]

Right. Definitely don't do weird things to try and get out of the City.

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Wellll... I suppose you'd have to be a bit particular about what gets included as 'weird'...

[doujin_dork]

Things like drop-kicking a dwarf.

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. . . . . yeah, after you spin around the forest, find a tree with a green ribbon around it, and take exactly 10 paces north by northwest...

[doujin_dork]

Did you do that one?

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Well, that was part of the entire 'dropkick the non-existent dwarf' one...

[doujin_dork]

Right.

I'd stick to your usual methods of reasoning.

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. . . . . well, that's not doing so great either.