Woman, This is Jeremy F***ing Renner Talking

[brickhousewench]

Just a warning, if the next time I see you I call you “Woman” (no matter what your age or gender) and drop the f-bomb way more than usual, I blame my new favorite place on the Internets (Warning, This is Jeremy F***ing Renner Talking is probably NSFW). So apologies in advance for my foul mouth. When I got back on the Internets Saturday night, it

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[kass_rants]

Hysterical. I love it already!

[brickhousewench]

Woman, it's like they're writing the fucking captions just for me sometimes!

[kass_rants]

Woman, that's fucking awesome!

[hsifeng]

Imma just gonna leave this link right here...

Also sometimes NSFW.

But DELICIOUS!

http://raggedymen.tumblr.com/

*nom nom nom*

[brickhousewench]

[hsifeng]

One of my fav internet memes EVER! *grin*

"9-1-1, please state your emergency..."

"It's my ovaries...they seem to have exploded!"

"Ma'am, please stop calling us every time you watch the Avengers..."

[brickhousewench]

OMG, the Assvegeners. *fans self* I would sleep with any member of that team, including Black Widow! *ahem* That is, I mean to say, I admire their work on that film immensely.

[guy_todd]

I have no fucking idea who this Renner guy is...;-)

[brickhousewench]

Woman, he's the new fucking hotness on the block. And the latest addition to my stable of imaginary boyfriends. =0

Oscar nominee for The Hurt Locker
Oscar nominee for The Town
Sidekick to Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol
Hawkeye in The Avengers
Aaron Cross in The Bourne Legacy
Coming soon as Hansel in Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters (which looks to be a hoot, the trailer just got released today)

[guy_todd]

I haven't fucking seen any of those, Woman! :p

[allgudallthetim]

*snort*

[allgudallthetim]

you crack me up! *snort* however, I *do* know what this feels like (cue a hot picture of Gerard Butler and have his buttery Scottish accent give me jelly legs!)

[brickhousewench]

Mmmmm, Scottish accents! =D