today

me: "hi mr. substitute-for-our-regular-bread-guy guy"

bread guy: "hello"

npr on greasy radio: "...proposing 8 year cap on blah blah war bush war bush oil iraq etc..."

bread guy: *crazed stare in my general direction* "YA KNOW WE SHOULD JUST NUKE 'EM ALL! JUST DROP
NUKES ON ALL THOSE BASTARDS MAYBE ( Read more... )

Chili dogs are not for the elderly or even the middle-aged.
Upon his or her 40th birthday, no person* may partake in consumption of this feast-dog of the young and uninhibited.
It's undignified!

*excepting new yorkers, the un-initiated, and myself

i ate alligator today
it tasted like a slim jim

you?

Brian has a dream

of honey dew bubble tea

whilst scrubbing his scalp