On Chili Dogs:

[brianhill]

Chili dogs are not for the elderly or even the middle-aged.
Upon his or her 40th birthday, no person* may partake in consumption of this feast-dog of the young and uninhibited.
It's undignified!

*excepting new yorkers, the un-initiated, and myself

Comments

[cloud8]

as someone who is a friend of yours who will become 40 before you, i would like to be included in those asteriks, lest you not be able to ever enjoy a chili dog again if i personally am not allowed, for i will remove your taste glands with a fork.

[brianhill]

all who would like to become un-exempted from chili dogs at 40 may purchase dog-validation by paying me with one (1) delicious chili dog, and there had better be cole slaw

[dangercunt]

I'm so glad I look up to somebody that takes the time to publically post a thought like this.

[brianhill]

your username is "dangercunt"

[dangercunt]

Alright, that's fair.