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breathingheir

two balloons - [audio]

Oct 11, 2011 02:22

[ In a deep, car salesman voice: ]

Hello, sir and/or madame.

My name is... not important, but I am here to ask you a question, one of grave importance:

Are you in the possession of a refrigerator/thermal hull?

If so, is it running?

i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, it's 2am what am i doing, help his eyebrows are on fire, this joke is a classic ok shut up, bad jokes part uno, i'm so so very sorry

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[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 18:34:29 UTC

Did you really just post such a silly joke to the whole network?

[text] breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:37:56 UTC

shoosh!
don't spoil it!
some of the people here are from different dimensions, i doubt this joke is a universal constant!

i am very serious about comedy ok.

[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 18:47:13 UTC

It's a common joke, then? I've never heard it before. I can just recognise tomfoolery when I see it.

[text] breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:50:30 UTC

oh really, then what is the punchline??

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Video. faygot October 10 2011, 18:36:45 UTC

[Gamzee doesn't get it.]

Uh. Lemme get my fuckin' checking on.

Video. breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:38:42 UTC

Okay.

Video. this icon frightens me. faygot October 10 2011, 18:41:32 UTC

[Okay. He's just going to go now. And check.

And.

Not come back.

Well, not until after like twenty minutes or so cause he went to check his fridge which was so fuckin' stationary it was... something. And then he had realized that he was hungry. And that he had cheese. And bread. And hunger. And grilled cheese sandwiches had happened. And now he is wandering back, shoving food onto his gullet like he hasn't eaten in three days --more like three hours-- blinking dully when he notices the light of the SFC.]

Heeeeey, brother.

[Munch mucnh swallow chomp.]

Video. that is a pretty terrifying icon breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:44:04 UTC

Uh...

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[ audio ] sufferrogate October 10 2011, 18:50:58 UTC

I have taken a moment to check and I can quite confidently assure you that the thermal hull I have access to is currently operating in a manner that I believe to be normal.

[ audio ] - WAY TO MURDER THE JOKE, DOLOROSA FJKJAS breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:53:02 UTC

So it's a yes? Your thermal hull is running?

[ audio ] WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM PROTO-KANAYA sufferrogate October 10 2011, 18:55:16 UTC

I suppose the most succinct method of summarizing my response in regards to the machine's functionality would be 'yes'.

[ audio ] NOPE. breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:57:42 UTC

...Well, then, you...

You better go catch it!

[ GIGGLES FOREVER. ]

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sp8der8itch October 10 2011, 22:25:24 UTC

Joooooooohn?
What is the meaning of this?
Is their a point to check if it is running?
You didn't do anything to it while I was away did you?

[Don't try anything John, this is Vriska remember...on second thought perhaps you should try something.]

breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:10:55 UTC

um, of course not, vriska!
but is it running??

sp8der8itch October 17 2011, 19:59:07 UTC

Yeeeeeeees John, it is.

breathingheir October 18 2011, 05:01:56 UTC

vriska, oh man.
oh man!
this is bad, really bad.
if it's running...
you better go catch it!!!!!!!!

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dependabull October 10 2011, 23:14:05 UTC

uH, iF YOU MEAN THAT IT IS MOVING, tHEN i WOULD SAY NO,
bECAUSE IT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT RUNNING IN, tHAT WAY,
bUT IF YOU MEAN, iS IT WORKING,
tHEN YES,
aT LEAST, i HOPE SO, aS i HAVE FOOD IN IT,

1/2 breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:11:53 UTC

dude.
you just ruined the joke.

2/2 breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:12:13 UTC

you are a genius!!

dependabull October 13 2011, 07:26:38 UTC

oH,
i DIDN'T MEAN TO,,,
oH,
uHH,
tHANK YOU?
i'M NOT, cERTAIN IF i SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING OR NOT,,,

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