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breathingheir

two balloons - [audio]

Oct 11, 2011 02:22

[ In a deep, car salesman voice: ]

Hello, sir and/or madame.

My name is... not important, but I am here to ask you a question, one of grave importance:

Are you in the possession of a refrigerator/thermal hull?

If so, is it running?

i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, it's 2am what am i doing, help his eyebrows are on fire, this joke is a classic ok shut up, bad jokes part uno, i'm so so very sorry

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[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 18:34:29 UTC

Did you really just post such a silly joke to the whole network?

[text] breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:37:56 UTC

shoosh!
don't spoil it!
some of the people here are from different dimensions, i doubt this joke is a universal constant!

i am very serious about comedy ok.

[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 18:47:13 UTC

It's a common joke, then? I've never heard it before. I can just recognise tomfoolery when I see it.

[text] breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:50:30 UTC

oh really, then what is the punchline??

[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 18:53:12 UTC

Well I don't know, but there's no logical reason for you to be asking about refrigerators. Also, that voice you were using, is definitely a pranking voice.

[She's been dealing with a certain group of pranksters for a long time now.]

[text] breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:56:20 UTC

i am only concerned about everybody's food and general welfare!
and it was so not.
my greatest ambition is to be a used car salesman.
hehehe

[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 19:04:33 UTC

Ah, I knew that voice sounded familiar. I haven't seen a used car commercial in years.

So what's the punchline, then? My refrigerator is, indeed, running.

[text] breathingheir October 10 2011, 19:09:15 UTC

it's running?
well you better go catch it!!
hehehehehe

[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 19:10:31 UTC

I was right, incredibly silly.

See, what I (and my boyfriend and his friends) would do is enchant the refrigerator to actually run away. Now there's a prank.

[text] breathingheir October 10 2011, 19:13:05 UTC

dude, this is just a baby prank.
you don't know anything about the big ones!
you are lucky i am here to educate you.
in case you didn't know, i am the pranking MASTER.

[text] hexywitch October 10 2011, 20:45:24 UTC

A baby prank?

I know a group of master pranksters myself. It takes a lot to impress me.

[text] breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:09:19 UTC

yes.

lily, i have read every page of colonel sassacre's daunting text of magical frivolity and practical japery.
well, almost.
and that book is so big it can kill a cat!
so i know every trick in the book.
all the tricks. all of them!

[text] hexywitch October 14 2011, 04:20:33 UTC

Well my lot have been at school just to learn magic for the past six years. We've got a whole class dedicated to hexes and jinxes. James has a Cloak of Invisibility.

I don't know who Colonel Sassacre is, but he sounds a bit like a squib to me.

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 14:39:17 UTC

a cloak of invisibility!
that is so cool.

he is so not a squib.
whatever that means!
he is a genius.

[text] hexywitch October 17 2011, 14:49:09 UTC

Yes, it is. It's brilliant.

Oh, I think he's a squib. What sorts of tricks does he have up his sleeves, then?

[text] breathingheir October 17 2011, 14:52:07 UTC

the classic tricks of putting buckets atop ajar doors and being funny while sounding british.

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