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breathingheir

two balloons - [audio]

Oct 11, 2011 02:22

[ In a deep, car salesman voice: ]

Hello, sir and/or madame.

My name is... not important, but I am here to ask you a question, one of grave importance:

Are you in the possession of a refrigerator/thermal hull?

If so, is it running?

i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, it's 2am what am i doing, help his eyebrows are on fire, this joke is a classic ok shut up, bad jokes part uno, i'm so so very sorry

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Video. faygot October 10 2011, 18:36:45 UTC

[Gamzee doesn't get it.]

Uh. Lemme get my fuckin' checking on.

Video. breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:38:42 UTC

Okay.

Video. this icon frightens me. faygot October 10 2011, 18:41:32 UTC

[Okay. He's just going to go now. And check.

And.

Not come back.

Well, not until after like twenty minutes or so cause he went to check his fridge which was so fuckin' stationary it was... something. And then he had realized that he was hungry. And that he had cheese. And bread. And hunger. And grilled cheese sandwiches had happened. And now he is wandering back, shoving food onto his gullet like he hasn't eaten in three days --more like three hours-- blinking dully when he notices the light of the SFC.]

Heeeeey, brother.

[Munch mucnh swallow chomp.]

Video. that is a pretty terrifying icon breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:44:04 UTC

Uh...

Video. that is a pretty terrifying icon faygot October 10 2011, 18:45:17 UTC

[munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch munch.]

What's the fuckin' haps?

Video. breathingheir October 10 2011, 18:46:36 UTC

So is it running?

Also I want a sandwich now.

Video. faygot October 10 2011, 18:57:09 UTC

Hoof it here and I can up and make your a motherfuckin' sandwich.

[Swallows. it is nearly all gone again.]

And what be running?

Video. breathingheir October 10 2011, 19:00:24 UTC

Never mind the running, a sandwich would be great.

Video. faygot October 11 2011, 00:26:40 UTC

Bro, I am all over making a motherfucker a good grubbing sandwich. Could all like to be makin' you a fuckin' pie to, so we can up and get our chill on real good.

Video. breathingheir October 13 2011, 07:10:13 UTC

That is awesome!

Do you want a pie too? We can have a pie exchange!

Video. faygot October 13 2011, 20:09:56 UTC

Fuck yeah, brother! Lets all get fuckin' on that shit like paint on a motherfuckin' clown.

Video. breathingheir October 17 2011, 14:39:44 UTC

What kind of pie are you making?

Video. faygot October 17 2011, 22:27:16 UTC

Pie flavour.

Video. breathingheir October 18 2011, 05:05:12 UTC

No, but is it like... troll apple? Troll cherry?

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