Some conversations I had with Yoz customers the other day
Me: Hi, what can I get for you?
Old Smelly Pervert Man: You can get me a vanilla with fat-free hot fudge *then under his breath* and then smear it on your breasts
Me: UM....EXCUSE ME?!
Old Smelly Pervert Man: (smiles and winks)
Dan: * to the man* yeah...you can leave now.
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