Christmas was a typical Wilson Christmas. The sister-in-laws, Jes, her sister, Jules, and Coach all went for a girls day out. Or some other feminine make-believe bullshit. My brothers and I think it was just an excuse for the group to go out drinking, shopping, and probably gossiping. Coach flew home yesterday for her family celebration, so she got ( Read more... )

Thank God Jes is in town.
She's going to do all my Christmas shopping for me.
She's taken to wearing that ring on her finger when I'm around. Otherwise, it gives me an excuse to stare at her chest and grope around under the pretense of "I want to make sure you're wearing it."

Washington DC, thank you for keeping bars open 24 hours for inauguration.

I know what it feels like to be pregnant. I feel like I've been eating for two and that I have something living inside my gut, but it's probably a tapeworm. That's all there is to being pregnant, right? Just eating a lot and getting fat ( Read more... )

Jes and Coach are both fucking teases.
They need to stop touching each other, flirting, and making suggestive comments in front of me.

On one hand, I'm nervous about Jes putting more effort into dressing nice for Coach than she does for me. On the other hand... this is my lifelong fantasy coming true.

Life is pretty fucking good right now ( Read more... )

I fell asleep after work today and woke up a little bit ago.

I had this awful dream. In it, I was a dad with twin little girls. I had to let them style my hair and do all these awful things that I had no idea what to do. Like lipstick.

I don't want to have kids. Or if I do, they better be boys.

Dear Mom and Jes's Mom ( Read more... )

I'm looking into buying a motorcycle ( Read more... )

She's not surprised by these phone calls anymore. She actually expects them.

It takes her 5 minutes, tops, to make me forget why I called.

She always knows what I'm doing. Always.

I never meant for all my recent posts to be so focused on her and on thisSo I'll take a much safer route than talking about relationships ( Read more... )