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[break_the_seal]

Dear Mom and Jes's Mom,

Please never ever ever -ever- bring up any of the following around me again:

1. marriage
2. children/grandchildren
3. details about your sex lives
4. details about my sex life
5. how you two think my friends/Jes's friends are attractive and if you were younger/if they were interested, you two would immediately jump on that offer... despite the fact that both of you are, I would hope, happily married

Just. Don't. Ever.

Thanks,
Kevin