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[SOMETHING HAS BEEN MISSING FROM EVERYONE'S LIVES. What is it? Still confused over what it might be? Fear not, dear citizens of Johto! Fear not. Black*Star is here to enlighten and educate. Who is Black*Star? Well, allow the video to click on - and behold! There is a young man! And he's not armed but you better imagine that he is armed. He's
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Good to know Johto's taste in weirdos hasn't changed at all. [He says that more to himself than anyone else, really.]
No worries, I don't think that got anyone excited.
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While someone as small as you hasn't gotten the message yet, I'm sure others can appreciate stardom. [INSERT FLASHY GRIN] It takes time for others to get used to greatness. I'll give you a few more days.
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[OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.]
Oi! How dare you insult the great Crow-sama!
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The "Great" Crow-sama? [HYAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!] That's a little comeback coming from you. You need a bigger voice than that to even begin to make a tiny flash next to a great star like me!
[AND HERE IS THE COMEBACK:] You can keep your little title, because mine is the greatest!
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Hey, guess what? No one cares. At all.
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Oh shit hold on a second --
It's the Kishin! ...Right? The last time he saw him, Black*Star was barely conscious but he did remember the weirdo being nude as the day he was born.
He'll just check for clothes real quick and - yep, there are clothes.]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! [EVERYONE CARES. ALWAYS. DURR.]
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What? What's so funny?!
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[Okay, that was a good laugh... now it's time for the real kicker!]
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[Yeah, he's got a look of distaste.]
How ower dramatic an' fuckin' pathetic. Do you honestly crawe attention THAT badly?
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[True facts, bro.
Does Eridan feel jealous? He must be jealous. How sad.]
I don't crave it; I own it. [It all belongs to him. . .]
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Oh.
Are you referrin' to those gross pink wrigglers that burst from your own personal torso? I hardly see how that's cute--or how you can ewen entertain the thought a yourself as scary. Stupid, but not scary.
[He offers him a judging look.]
Nor are you really ewen that big. [ERIDAN IS NOT JEALOUS THANKS.]
Own it? Hahahaha, yeah alright, sure. I think the only thing you own is a damaged thinkpan.
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I am! You're too small to understand but I can see you in this tiny screen. I can tell you're nothing special.
[He is big, funny talking guy! HE IS. -- what is that word --]
...Thinkpan?
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REALLY WHAT IS THIS DID JOHTO JUST GET ALL THE LOUDMOUTHS ALL OF A SUDDEN?! ]
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A female member of the audience approaches. Her attitude is demur and in awe of the Great Black*Star. How sweet~. She quietly asks for another autograph. Probably for her Best Friend (#2) who was unable to make it to such a ground-breaking performance. What kindness!]
You'll never go deaf so long as I continue to enlighten you all with my amazing voice! [It would be horrible if she lost her hearing, okay. Oh, the voices of the people~. He must ask her a question! ...Sort of!]
New? I've been here for a while. [He knew he should have made his entrance sooner - if he knew that he could. . .]
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What the heck...?
...Huh. Most people don't take the whole "showin' up here outta nowhere" thing this well.
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What are you talking about? I didn't show up outta no where. [Seriously. What.]
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Okay, maybe not outta nowhere, but y'know. Compared to a lotta people who suddenly pop up, y'sure are takin' it well.
And, uh, not to be rude or nothin' but did I miss somethin'? I mean, the way you're talkin' ya make it sound like everybody should know who ya are or somethin'.
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Hyahahahahah!! That's because everyone who doesn't know me yet will have to know who I am now! I am already famous in my own right, a star shining brightly over the metropolis!!
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