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[SOMETHING HAS BEEN MISSING FROM EVERYONE'S LIVES. What is it? Still confused over what it might be? Fear not, dear citizens of Johto! Fear not. Black*Star is here to enlighten and educate. Who is Black*Star? Well, allow the video to click on - and behold! There is a young man! And he's not armed but you better imagine that he is armed. He's
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REALLY WHAT IS THIS DID JOHTO JUST GET ALL THE LOUDMOUTHS ALL OF A SUDDEN?! ]
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A female member of the audience approaches. Her attitude is demur and in awe of the Great Black*Star. How sweet~. She quietly asks for another autograph. Probably for her Best Friend (#2) who was unable to make it to such a ground-breaking performance. What kindness!]
You'll never go deaf so long as I continue to enlighten you all with my amazing voice! [It would be horrible if she lost her hearing, okay. Oh, the voices of the people~. He must ask her a question! ...Sort of!]
New? I've been here for a while. [He knew he should have made his entrance sooner - if he knew that he could. . .]
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No, really. WAT. WHAT WAS THAT. Did he just... completely redirect her request? Ugh. She'd be face palming right now if she were Sokka. Instead, after conversing with Princess Luna for the better part of half an hour with her using the "Traditional Canterlot Voice", well, this is an improvement.
She thinks. ]
You have? Oh, okay then. Just keep your "amazing voice" down a bit, if you don't mind, please. [ Yes, Blackstar, complete with IMPLIED air quotes. But the politeness is genuine. ]
... Is your name really Black Star?
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No can do. It's not like me to deny a request, but a star must always be heard. Even in the dead of night. [Even in your dreams.]
[Oh. The "Name" question. He dodges this one as perfectly as he can.]
It's the only one I've had. [Epic self-chosen code name? Birth name? He's not saying. ...And because she asked about his name...]
I'll give you a personalized autograph, courtesy of me. [AND DO DI DO THERE IS IT, OCCUPYING HER SCREEN.]
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Actually, aren't stars generally quiet, and seen instead of heard? You know, being in space and all? [ Because I don't think they've coined "star" as a way of addressing famous people yet.
Sighs. ]
Thanks...? You already gave this to everyone when you sent out your text before. [ And how is this personalized when you didn't even ask for the name of your adoring fan? BLACK*STAR YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART. ]
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[Everyone should look up to the sky every night just to see and hear him. That's how Black*Star works. ...Katara does make an interesting and logical point. Too bad Black*Star doesn't care for her logic. His is better.]
I don't mean a real star, you know. I'm just so great of a person, I shine brighter than any living star! [And it has everything to do with his defunct clan.
ANYWAY, MOVING ON.]
That copy is better! In fact I'll send you a third one with your name on it. You can frame it and show it your your friends.
[fdsjaf that slipped my mind ...IT'S PERSONALIZED, OKAY?! It says "To Demure Fangirl". See? Personal.]
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[ Well, as long as you don't mean a REAL star, and, wait, when did she tell him her--
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DEMURE FANGIRL?! EXCUSE me?!
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It's good to know your name now.
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