The Tuesday Walk of Shame.

[bratenfrau]

I was going to post about a near fistfight I got into with a stripper (!) as the Most Embarrassing Thing that's happened to me this week. But I'm too pissed off to be especially amusing, and it was highly amusing so I will save it. Instead, here is my nugget of Daily Humiliation

Comments

[indulgent_el]

Sheezus, who pissed in her wheaties?

[bratenfrau]

Oh, she's always a cunt; the question every morning is just to what degree it's going to be for the day. Though, frankly, I'm annoyed that I am no longer Teacher's Pet. Oh well.

[indulgent_el]

clearly she needs oral sex. with that attitude she'll probably never get it. vicious cycle.

[bratenfrau]

You are so right. And also? OH GAWD. That's an icky mental image. It would take the kind of raise that would probably break this paper's paltry finances for me to volunteer for that work detail.

[bratenfrau]

Eeesh. Considering how much time we waste dealing with office drama, it's a wonder we get any fucking work done! I admire your ability to confront the situation, cuz I ain't so good at dat. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OUT OF THAT OFFICE!!

She did sort of apologize to me today. But then, she usually does. I don't appreciate people who take the "do whatever now, worry about apologizing later" approach to interaction. Bleck.

[bratenfrau]

Ah, you take the flamethrowing approach to marital spats. Heh. Well, I guess as long as you can kiss and make up and no one harbors resentment or anger about whatever was said in the long run, it's okay.

[lilysnowflower]

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with him?

[bratenfrau]

Who, the Hoff?? I dunno? Bird envy? Chest-shaving rash? His hair is on too tight??

;)