The Friday Nine-point-seven Point List.

[bratenfrau]

Why, good afternoon, dear ElJay, fancy seeing you here! What's that? You're very busy and don't have much time to idly read my sad attempts at transitionary chatter from one mildly amusing anecdote to the next? h'Okay then. Here's a numerical list for your busy lifestyle

Comments

[cashbox]

wait, so no all-bacon diet?
that was my only idea.

(also, glad to have you back. :))

[bratenfrau]

Well... could I just carry around the bacon wallet and air freshener and gummy candies instead?? You know, to like, trick my butt into thinking it should be happy??

(Thank you. :) )

[lilysnowflower]

Pantsfree is the way to be.

See The Illusionist, man. AWESOME!

Have a platinum weekend, biznitch, with a little bling bling besides.

[lilysnowflower]

Oh, also, the all corn muffin diet works like a charm.

[bratenfrau]

What the fuck is an all corn muffin diet?? Would that be, like, eating only corn muffins????

Der. Sounds tapeworm-tastic.

[lilysnowflower]

Not all. Not really. Just skip breakfast, lunch on a corn muffin, no soda, coffee with no sugar (try Splenda), and a lot of stress to kill your appetite. Works for me! ;)

[bratenfrau]

Eh, unfortunately the Hub doesn't eat meat (except when he falls off the MEATWAGON) and so I don't cook it at home. But I have a date with Burnout Park and my tennies to at least get some speed-walking in. :)