The Friday Nine-point-seven Point List.

[bratenfrau]

Why, good afternoon, dear ElJay, fancy seeing you here! What's that? You're very busy and don't have much time to idly read my sad attempts at transitionary chatter from one mildly amusing anecdote to the next? h'Okay then. Here's a numerical list for your busy lifestyle

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[lilysnowflower]

Pantsfree is the way to be.

See The Illusionist, man. AWESOME!

Have a platinum weekend, biznitch, with a little bling bling besides.

[lilysnowflower]

Oh, also, the all corn muffin diet works like a charm.

[bratenfrau]

What the fuck is an all corn muffin diet?? Would that be, like, eating only corn muffins????

Der. Sounds tapeworm-tastic.

[lilysnowflower]

Not all. Not really. Just skip breakfast, lunch on a corn muffin, no soda, coffee with no sugar (try Splenda), and a lot of stress to kill your appetite. Works for me! ;)

[bratenfrau]

That is a miserable, miserable way to live, woman. Go buy yourself a goddamn hamburger before you're down to a size -4.

:)

[lilysnowflower]

I can't complain too much. The sex is pretty good.

[bratenfrau]

Are corn muffins really THAT much of an aphrodisiac?

:)

[lilysnowflower]

No, but for some reason bone thin seesm to be.

Gee, I get the feeling America agrees with you there.

[bratenfrau]

Get on with your bad Ashley Kate self.

Re: Gee, I get the feeling America agrees with you there.

[lilysnowflower]

And now with the new all organic diet I'm on, I'll probably be more Karen Carpenter thin than Ashley Olsen.

Re: Gee, I get the feeling America agrees with you there.

[bratenfrau]

Did I just use the phrase "ASHLEY Kate"?? Wow, and I'm not even stoned.

And I'm going to assume that's because the cyanobacteria derivatives, them don't taste so good. Just don't wither away to nothing!

Re: Gee, I get the feeling America agrees with you there.

[lilysnowflower]

I'm trying to get Merick to drink the Spirulina as we speak. It's been tricky thus far.

[bratenfrau]

Does it have snakes?? Or planes???

(Scratch that, if it has Ed Norton and a darkened room, that's good enough for me. YUM.)

You too!!!!

[lilysnowflower]

Yup, Ed Norton looking very emotional and vulnerable. Ripe for the taking. And Jessica Biel isn't too bad herself.

I'm considering renaming my journal "Teen Sausage Beat."

[bratenfrau]

Oh, dear. Even Death to Smoochy made my heart go all pitter-patter. I'm a sucker for a man with his own tube of spirulina. SO. HOT.

Re: I'm considering renaming my journal "Teen Sausage Beat."

[lilysnowflower]

Spirulina? Isn't that the really good for you green stuff that's actually alive when you consume it? I want some!