So, yes, again I am embarking on Nano. Except, I have a number of story ideas in my head, and cannot choose from which to do... So, I leave it as an exercise for you all to choose for me, and see what happens ( Read more... )

His entire campaign is set up in such a way to cause me to die of some sort of stress disorder before I vote. That's what it's all about. He's literally trying to kill me, and I take it personally. He is a bad man, and should not be elected to Mayor of Puppytown or whatever he thinks he's running for. It sure isn't the Presidency, because Obama is ( Read more... )

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a small circle on my forehead from when I had chicken pox.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Nothing. Well, paint. I’m sure Nikki’d love to smack something up there, but I am, if nothing else, a lazy man.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It is dark grey. And boring. I actually dislike it a bit ( Read more... )

Nikki and I just got back from seeing M. Night Shyamalan's latest movie, The Happening. It is a taut thriller, full of unexpected turns and plot twists, culminating in a suspenseful climax in the deserted remains of New York ( Read more... )

http://www.messybeast.com/dragonqueen/medical-acronyms.htm

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-an-Anatomically-Correct-Brain-Cake


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Just as a little 'hey, that's great' moment, Nikki informs me that our bank account has suddenly swelled to nearly 11,000 overnight, and not the $150 we thought we had. Which means the government has granted the correct amount to cover Nikki's disability and not the paltry $300 we were going to get. She's currently contacting every person who has a ( Read more... )

I've been jonesing for this film ever since I heard of it. I was encouraged recently when the early reviews came back positive, with the usual curmudgeons grumbling about how the actors should have done this or that, big dumb monster movie, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

91% John Edwards
91% Mike Gravel
90% Dennis Kucinich
86% Barack Obama
85% Chris Dodd
83% Hillary Clinton
81% Joe Biden
77% Bill Richardson
36% Rudy Giuliani
24% John McCain
21% Tom Tancredo
20% Mitt Romney
20% Mike Huckabee
16% Ron Paul
9% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

I. Am. Fucking. DONE ( Read more... )