We're the overlooked house. Also, Slytherin likes to pretend they're all *smrt* and *witty* in canon. When they're not.
Because yeah, Draco Malfoy? Bastion of wit and charm. If you posess the intellect of a four year old, maybe, which most self-described Slytherins do. ¬_¬
"Oh look at me, I'm sexy and badass because I'm from the EVIL house."
I just want to ask them to prove it, DO something evil. Stab your best friend in the back or set somebody up to be the fallguy for your "evil" schemes. They wouldn't have the guts to do it. Slytherin is the Hot Topic of the Hogwarts/Clothing Line crossover realm. There's a decent sentiment behind it, sure, but it's mostly frequented by posers.
Oh my Lord, there is seriously nothing funnier than the comparison you made about Slytherin & Hot Topic. HAHAHAHAH SO GREAT.
We really are the overlooked house. I hate that. But it just bothers me that it seems like Slytherins immediately go "What, you are a Hufflepuff & you actually tried to CONVERSE with me? UNWORTHY PEON!" It's lame & not normal for lots & lots of people to do so. Ugh, so lame.
I wish for ONCE, people would recognize this: Evil does not equal sex. Most evil people are horrible horrible bad terrible NASTY people.
I mean, for Christ's sake, HITLER was evil, but I don't hear anyone going, "LYK OMG HITLERZ SO SEXY!!!111"
Well you never know with self-declared Slytherins. I mean, it's always been completely beyond me why anybody would want to align themselves with a group that is like, basically an allegory of the german nazi party? Unless they're neo-skinheads in disguise. Which, you know, wouldn't surprise me.
Evil does not equal sexy, exactly. I mean look at Voldemort. With the makeup and everything, I mean. Slits for a nose, red eyes, holow face... how is this sexy? Snape, tall, greasy hair, hook nose, permanent snarl... WHAT?? I don't know, picturing it in my minds eye just brings a wave of nausea over me.
Ahahaha. Thank you. I am so smrt, people should metaquote me.
I feel very sad for most people, and especially for Hufflepuffs as all my friends embody the Hufflepuffy goodness we've all come to know and love. I myself, am...well I'm probably a Squib but I could apply over at hogwarts_elite and be pretentious and FIND OUT what I am. except no I won't do that
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Re: POUFSOUFLE!brachiosauridMay 31 2005, 04:50:12 UTC
You make some of the seriously BEST arguments to this point that I've ever read. Wow, I don't even know how to respond at the moment, because all I'd be saying is, "OMG I SO AGREE" with every single point. :D
People tend to play Slytherins like they evil characters in tabletop rpgs, I refer to them as Chaotic Stupid. 'OMG I'm evil, it means I must hate/kill/be a generally horrible person
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Because yeah, Draco Malfoy? Bastion of wit and charm. If you posess the intellect of a four year old, maybe, which most self-described Slytherins do. ¬_¬
"Oh look at me, I'm sexy and badass because I'm from the EVIL house."
I just want to ask them to prove it, DO something evil. Stab your best friend in the back or set somebody up to be the fallguy for your "evil" schemes. They wouldn't have the guts to do it. Slytherin is the Hot Topic of the Hogwarts/Clothing Line crossover realm. There's a decent sentiment behind it, sure, but it's mostly frequented by posers.
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We really are the overlooked house. I hate that. But it just bothers me that it seems like Slytherins immediately go "What, you are a Hufflepuff & you actually tried to CONVERSE with me? UNWORTHY PEON!" It's lame & not normal for lots & lots of people to do so. Ugh, so lame.
I wish for ONCE, people would recognize this: Evil does not equal sex. Most evil people are horrible horrible bad terrible NASTY people.
I mean, for Christ's sake, HITLER was evil, but I don't hear anyone going, "LYK OMG HITLERZ SO SEXY!!!111"
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Evil does not equal sexy, exactly. I mean look at Voldemort. With the makeup and everything, I mean. Slits for a nose, red eyes, holow face... how is this sexy? Snape, tall, greasy hair, hook nose, permanent snarl... WHAT?? I don't know, picturing it in my minds eye just brings a wave of nausea over me.
Ahahaha. Thank you. I am so smrt, people should metaquote me.
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