We're a technical helpdesk, we fix things.

So after I have fixed your problem I would prefer it if I didn't have to bear with you while you test it. If I didn't fix it first time you might just be able to call me back, I'm here all day.

I won't call you on my lunch, please don't call me on yours.

There are few things worse than trying to talk with someone who is eating at the same time. Especially on the telephone. I should keep next to me something very loud and messy to eat.

Any suggestions?

The rewriting of the Bible is going to require a lot of preparation and time to do right, so I'm not going to start it just yet.

Instead I think I will be posting one helpful helpdesk hint every day. If you call a helpdesk, please follow these rules.

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