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boyivory

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Jan 07, 2009 21:34

I know the chefs have been working on a special "set-the-mood" dinner menu to be served in our rooms while entertaining clients. They released it today, and um, I don't know, it seems a bit . . . over-the-top?

( It's Under the Cut! )

work, wtf?

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alt3bells January 8 2009, 05:08:47 UTC

I never knew our chefs wrote dimestore smut novels when not in the kitchen.

Kisses of Chantilly Cream Aroused

Sounds like kissing someone after sucking them off.

boyivory January 8 2009, 23:00:11 UTC

Dimestore smut novels sound like fine literature compared to this. What in the world is "forbidden rice?"

alt3bells January 8 2009, 23:06:36 UTC

Rice that is made from the blood of 20 killed virgins...

Or black rice (INTERNET!)

I am so going to change all the names of sexual positions to these.

I want to be charmed by your Honey-Drenched Fig Dressing.

boyivory January 9 2009, 03:06:12 UTC

So how do you plan to have a "blanket of love apples?"

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3rd_place January 8 2009, 18:32:00 UTC

Hahahahhaa.

boyivory January 8 2009, 23:04:24 UTC

We have to read this off to clients with a straight face! Wait until Lavi has to do it.

zero_bloodyrose January 10 2009, 00:44:11 UTC

*raises eyebrow*

It is more than over the top, what were they thinking?

boyivory January 10 2009, 02:12:23 UTC

I think they were trying to find a way to embarrass us in front of our customers by making us read that.

zero_bloodyrose January 10 2009, 06:28:55 UTC

I hardly think such a thing should be embarrassing to uh, the ones entertaining the customers.

pillow_is_love January 11 2009, 00:03:48 UTC

The.......hell?

Okay >_>

no.

Just. No.