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[boyivory]

I know the chefs have been working on a special "set-the-mood" dinner menu to be served in our rooms while entertaining clients. They released it today, and um, I don't know, it seems a bit . . . over-the-top?

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[alt3bells]

I never knew our chefs wrote dimestore smut novels when not in the kitchen.

Kisses of Chantilly Cream Aroused

Sounds like kissing someone after sucking them off.

[boyivory]

Dimestore smut novels sound like fine literature compared to this. What in the world is "forbidden rice?"

[alt3bells]

Rice that is made from the blood of 20 killed virgins...

Or black rice (INTERNET!)

I am so going to change all the names of sexual positions to these.

I want to be charmed by your Honey-Drenched Fig Dressing.

[boyivory]

So how do you plan to have a "blanket of love apples?"

[alt3bells]

Very carefully.