it is a truth universally acknowledged that Go makes you hot.
toko: HAVE I MENTIONED THAT WAYA IS INCREDIBLY HOT AND GETS NO LOVE?
toko: BECAUSE IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR SO LONG, AND YOU KNOW
toko: I JUST CAN'T KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT ANY MORE.
me: WHY DOES WAYA GET NO LOVE?
me: HE NEEDS TO GET LOVE ALL THE TIME. HE IS AMAZING.
me: SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE A WAYA APPRECIATION DAY
me: AND I THINK THAT SOMEONE SHOULD BE US!
toko: I CONCUR
toko: AND BY "US" I MEAN "YOU"
me: SADKLFJSDL
me: HOW IS THAT FAIR
toko: EXCUSE ME
me: US IS NOT ME. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME LETTERS
toko: yeah well, if I post demanding a Waya appreciation day, I'll get, like... you and zoesque.
me: hey. zoe and i can get far.
toko: also. can I just say that jain's Waya/Touya fic? SHOULD NOT BE SO DISTURBINGLY HOT.
me: waya/touya is totally hot, come on. waya hates touya on principle, touya is arrogant and cocky and scoffy.
toko: BUT BUT BUT! HE IS SHINDOU'S ONE TRUE ETERNAL LOVE RIVAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER
me:
me: he can always be shindou's one true eternal love rival while realizing that he is shindou's one true eternal love rival through hot sex with waya
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me: god, imagine if akira started to just date Ko Yongha
me: that would be so horrific.
toko: BUT AWESOME.
me: it would not even be comedic. NON-COMEDIC!
toko: I see a Shindou/Touya/Ko/Hon orgy in the distance. IT PLEASES ME.
me: BESIDES, KO YONGHA IS REALLY HOT, SHINDOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET TOUYA BACK. GOSH.
toko: I'd actually really like to see Shindou flailing in the face of competition. that would be new and interesting.
me: WHAT IF HE COULDN'T DO IT THOUGH
toko: WELL THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MAKE IT KO YONGHA
me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
me: YOU DON'T THINK HIKARU COULD TAKE ON KO YONGHA? SO OFFENDED.
toko: AHEM. I BELIEVE WE HAVE CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE.
toko: YOU KNOW THE PART WHERE HE DID AND GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM
me: what would he do, seriously, he'd be like zero competition alfdj
toko: KO YONGHA'S ALL "HM. NO, I REALLY HAVE NO USE FOR THIS ASS. HERE, YOU HAVE IT BACK."
me: CLEARLY, HE PREFERS HIS ASS RICHER AND BONIER AND WITH GREENER HAIR
me: NOT ON THE ASS OBVIOUSLY
me: UM.
me: CAN YOU JUST ERASE THE LAST THREE LINES OF THIS YM CHAT FROM YOUR MEMORY.
toko: BUT
toko: RICH BONY GREEN-HAIRED ASS
me:
me: WELL, IF TOUYA'S HAIR IS GREEN, I SUPPOSE IT IS POSSIBLE OTHER PARTS OF HIS BODY COULD BE GREEN-HAIRED AS WELL
me:
toko: WE WILL NOT TALK ABOUT THAT, I THINK
toko: HE'S A CHILD, JUST A CHILD!
toko: ("Kinkier members of the audience: We respectfully disagree!")
me: I'M JUST SAYING HOW COULD HIKARU COMPETE WITH A HOT SKINNY GO-MONSTER SMARTASS GENIUS REDHEAD
me: YOU KNOW KO YONGHA WOULD BE FABULOUS IN BED, TOO. AKIRA WOULD BE ALL *____* AND HIKARU WOULD BE OVER HERE FREAKING OUT
me: AND KO YONGHA'D JUST BE LIKE, LOL BRAT AND TOUYA'D BE ALL, 'WAIT, DON'T UNDERESTIMATE SHINDO-.......well.....'
toko: well.
LET US HAVE A HIKARU NO GO TOP 5 MEME!
How to play:
- comment here, and I and/or other people will ask you for one of your top-5 Hikago related things! Like, it could be 'top 5 favorite fics,' top 5 favorite characters, top 5 favorite sexually-suggestive go positions, AND SO FORTH. anything/everything you guys can think of!
Ready? LET'S FIVE!
ETA, May 5, 2009: editing to add permanent links to this meme and all its incarnations:
here (2007), here (2008), here (2009), here (2010), and here (2011).