Tales from the Boobie Bar! (with a nod to laeryken)

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Comments

[lunarwhirl]

That old guy was a disgusting prick. I seriously would have ripped his balls off.

[enkinhou]

[i_am_isis]

I love your icon.

Both situations suck. The barfing is just gross, and the old guy really needs to learn that dancers aren't there to have sex with them, nor do the dancers actually want sex from any of their customers.

It's called 'fantasy' for a reason, after all.

Ewww, puking and leaving it for the bar staff, no tip or anything. Ewww.

[tajessa]

I am not 'Grandpa's Free Cop-A-Feel Foundation'

Heh. Couldn't resist. Sorry.

[urbangeisha]

ewww...ninja barfing...i'll have to use that :) darn old guys i can totally relate (a work acquaintance referred me here she likes your LJ)

:D

[mschilepepper]

Hey, I just wanted to bring to your attention this posting on Best of Craigslist. Is it not your writing? They'll pull it if you complain to CL.

[boobiebar]

Not mine, but it does look familiar-might be lampetias. Failing that, I'm not sure.