[???] Kevin is not a girl.

Jan 03, 2011 21:44

Title: Kevin is not a girl.
Group: U-Kiss.
Pairing: None. Depends on your ~imagination~.
Rating: PG13 for mentions to shirtless Kevin. Yeah, I know right.
Warning: Bad English.
Summary: Kevin is not a girl, U-Kiss is here to tell you that.
N/A: Defending Kevin's honor. Or something.

Kevin is not a girl! )

oneshot, rating: pg-13, group: u-kiss, ...just stupid

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elvenknight16 January 4 2011, 00:51:20 UTC
Ah I love this~
Great Job Sweetie =D

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 01:50:53 UTC
You were REALLY fast on this! You should win some prize, I swear! XD Thank you a lot for reading and commenting~ ♥♥

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xxxyzzxx January 4 2011, 01:08:33 UTC
I love this!! I laugh so hard ^^

"Um, so, reasons why Kevin isn’t a girl. First, because he has flat chest-I mean, there are flat-chested girls out there, but… it’s different."

The best two lines ever <3 xD

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 01:52:29 UTC
Thank you! \:DD/ Eli failing lolz. Thank you very much for reading and commenting *3* ♥

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 01:45:08 UTC
♥ I LOVE THIS LIKE I LOVE MY MAFALDA BOOK. ♥
I'LL HUG IT WHILE SLEEPING TOO *-*

Alexander, giving himself away :/ now they have to do a whole other one explaining fans why he isn't a girl too :/

SOOHYUN IS THE BEST DKFJGBDKSHJGBDKFHJ And that's rich, coming from the guy who said on Japanese TV Kevin's body is curvy just like a girl's.

Kibum's the master. And you write him awfully well. It's a very good thing, but it's also a little freaky. You should write him more often!
It feels bad to hate me right now, doesn’t it?
Like, totally freaky!

Kiseop, again missing Biology classes )': Did I say Soohyun was the best? Pardon, Kiseop is the best. He's like Maru on Korean SAP. Only he doesn't hang out with pigeons. Or maybe he does, who knows.

ELI ALWAYS SCREWS UP. NO, REALY. I'M SICK OF ALL THIS SCREWING UP HE DOES, HE SHOULD JUST. I DON'T KNOW. GEEZ.
Kevin is not a girl. It’s what he says.But that's really how I sort of face the whole issue, yes ( ... )

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 02:04:48 UTC
LOL THIS IS A LOT!!!!! THANK YOU, LOLS. ♥♥

Do. Not. Tempt. Me.

Soohyun is a helpful fella! Anything for a hug his friends. As I said, I relate to Kibum often, or something XD I promise I'll write him more often from now on. \o/

Kiseop has his own Biology laws. AND HEY. HEY. KISEOP DOESN'T HANG OUT WITH PIGEONS? WHAT IS ELI TO YOU THEN, A HUMAN BEING?

Did you see Eli's tweet from some minutes ago? Tip, go check it up.
Dongho has a very scientific and logical way to solve the issue!

Why, thank you! LOLZ BOY POWER! Kevin totally owes me now. Thank you for finally dropping a comment after so long, I appreciate it immensely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 02:22:28 UTC
This is a little troublesome. I can't figure out if "lols" would be like "lol" or a variation fo my nickname. If it's the latter, it's actually kinda cute >v<

OH, I'M TEMPTING. THIS IS ME, TEMPTING. BETTER YET: YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE IN WHICH THE GUYS CONVINCE ALEXANDER TO CROSSDRESS. Because, like, the entire world is waiting for that. I'll sit back and watch twitter get deep red from all the nosebleeding fans will be busy doing if it ever happens.
This is a demand disguising as a suggestion, see?>/font>

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND ELI. OF COURSE NOT A HUMAN, DEFINITELY NOT )'':
Also, I didn't get it, what about that tweet? lol

YOU SAY BOY POWER, YOU SAY KEVIN, MAN. THAT'S THE RULE.

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 02:24:01 UTC
Would you look at that, I'm so good with html I amaze myself.

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amishah_chan January 4 2011, 02:18:00 UTC
Girl, I loved this fanfic!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥ I laughed so hard!!!
Hi, here’s U-Kiss' Dongho. Kevin hyung is not a girl, because, if he were, we two would be dating. That’s all. Bye bye~! --- this line was just bombastic LOL~

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 02:38:47 UTC
Thank you! ♥♥♥♥ Dongho is very simple and straightforward XD Thank you for reading and commenting~

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allyouhaveisme January 4 2011, 04:29:29 UTC
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude hahahaha WHAT IS THIS it's so random but :') Their characterisations are down so well :') :') I especially adored Kiseop hahahaha

He often dresses himself up as a girl, but this doesn’t mean he’s a girl, because, if he were, he’d dress up as a girl all the time, so doing it for fun would be pointless. Is it too confusing? I think that’s all.

-> THIS SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIM. omg what is this, I bet if he talked in English he would speak like this ALL THE TIME.

Anyway, Kevin is a boy, and a great boy! If I were a girl-

-> Xander, if you were a girl and fell for Kevin, you'd both be lesbian. Fact.

I'm actually supposed to go to school soon for a stupid event where we welcome all the little kiddies who have been doomed to come to our school hur so I shall stop here but this is fantastic!!! Have a dancing man.

:D\-<
:D/-<
:D>-<
:D<-

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 04:38:07 UTC
It's really random, indeed. I don't even know why I wrote this, I swear XD
Thank you! I tried really hard...
Kiseop is our 4D fella' XD ♥♥

Xander, if you were a girl and fell for Kevin, you'd both be lesbian. Fact.

INDEED.

SCHOOL? WAIT. SCHOOL? Seriously? New Year was just yesterday or something! D: omg gurl. /pats back.
Welcoming kiddies seems fun, though >:D I'm a bit of a prankster, don't mind me.
Thank you! I love your dancing man ♥♥♥ his name is Travis and he wears a shiny yellow bowtie. :'D
Thank you for commenting, dear! Um, have fun at school? Hwaiting! ♥♥♥♥

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allyouhaveisme January 4 2011, 04:42:42 UTC
I swear Kiseop is an alien from outer space. It's the only reason why he's so weird, so perfect-looking and so obsessed with cameras and himself. I bet he's interested in the funny clicky noises.

Yes, school. :( It officially starts tomorrow, which means waking up at 6am while I normally sleep at 1am or 2am. Isn't life fantastic? They're going to be annoying, I can feel it -cries- What, don't you have to go to school :( :( :( FML FOREVER HAHAHA.

Travis thanks you for his name. Shiny yellow bowtie makes me think of Magic Girl Boy, hur hur hur. And I just realised LJ killed Travis's legs at the last bit. That is so tragic I don't even know what to say u__u

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 04:51:02 UTC
I FIND YOUR THEORY GREAT, IN FACT. Specially the part of Kiseop being interested in the funny clicky noises ROFL just imagined him taking pictures and going all "oooooooh" when the cam clicks roflllllll

Oh ç__ç My condolences. I finished school last year! I'm waiting to see if I got into college or not. If I did, my classes only start in March or something lolz :'D

Travis is lovely ♥ NAN MOLLA NAN MOLLA CHEONBEOM MANBEOM is this even correct? Well. Travis can walk on a wheelchair, I'll push him around and give him loads of love :'DDDDD ♥♥

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