[???] Kevin is not a girl.

Jan 03, 2011 21:44

Title: Kevin is not a girl.
Group: U-Kiss.
Pairing: None. Depends on your ~imagination~.
Rating: PG13 for mentions to shirtless Kevin. Yeah, I know right.
Warning: Bad English.
Summary: Kevin is not a girl, U-Kiss is here to tell you that.
N/A: Defending Kevin's honor. Or something.

Kevin is not a girl! )

oneshot, rating: pg-13, group: u-kiss, ...just stupid

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 01:45:08 UTC
♥ I LOVE THIS LIKE I LOVE MY MAFALDA BOOK. ♥
I'LL HUG IT WHILE SLEEPING TOO *-*

Alexander, giving himself away :/ now they have to do a whole other one explaining fans why he isn't a girl too :/

SOOHYUN IS THE BEST DKFJGBDKSHJGBDKFHJ And that's rich, coming from the guy who said on Japanese TV Kevin's body is curvy just like a girl's.

Kibum's the master. And you write him awfully well. It's a very good thing, but it's also a little freaky. You should write him more often!
It feels bad to hate me right now, doesn’t it?
Like, totally freaky!

Kiseop, again missing Biology classes )': Did I say Soohyun was the best? Pardon, Kiseop is the best. He's like Maru on Korean SAP. Only he doesn't hang out with pigeons. Or maybe he does, who knows.

ELI ALWAYS SCREWS UP. NO, REALY. I'M SICK OF ALL THIS SCREWING UP HE DOES, HE SHOULD JUST. I DON'T KNOW. GEEZ.
Kevin is not a girl. It’s what he says.
But that's really how I sort of face the whole issue, yes.

OK, I'M HAVING TROUBLES BECAUSE DONGHO WAS ALSO AWESOME. SO HE'LL SPLIT THE BEST TITLE WITH THE OTHERS. I LOVE HOW HE RESUMES EVERYTHING TO HIS UNNATURAL ATTRACTION TO CUTENESS. AND I LOVE HOW HE WOULD DATE ACTUAL-GIRL!KEVIN. AND I LOVE HIM.

AND I LOVE YOU TOO ♥
And now I'm convinced Kevin's not a girl. His honor was recovered with success. BOY POWER, KEVIN!

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 02:04:48 UTC
LOL THIS IS A LOT!!!!! THANK YOU, LOLS. ♥♥

Do. Not. Tempt. Me.

Soohyun is a helpful fella! Anything for a hug his friends. As I said, I relate to Kibum often, or something XD I promise I'll write him more often from now on. \o/

Kiseop has his own Biology laws. AND HEY. HEY. KISEOP DOESN'T HANG OUT WITH PIGEONS? WHAT IS ELI TO YOU THEN, A HUMAN BEING?

Did you see Eli's tweet from some minutes ago? Tip, go check it up.
Dongho has a very scientific and logical way to solve the issue!

Why, thank you! LOLZ BOY POWER! Kevin totally owes me now. Thank you for finally dropping a comment after so long, I appreciate it immensely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 02:22:28 UTC
This is a little troublesome. I can't figure out if "lols" would be like "lol" or a variation fo my nickname. If it's the latter, it's actually kinda cute >v<

OH, I'M TEMPTING. THIS IS ME, TEMPTING. BETTER YET: YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE IN WHICH THE GUYS CONVINCE ALEXANDER TO CROSSDRESS. Because, like, the entire world is waiting for that. I'll sit back and watch twitter get deep red from all the nosebleeding fans will be busy doing if it ever happens.
This is a demand disguising as a suggestion, see?>/font>

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND ELI. OF COURSE NOT A HUMAN, DEFINITELY NOT )'':
Also, I didn't get it, what about that tweet? lol

YOU SAY BOY POWER, YOU SAY KEVIN, MAN. THAT'S THE RULE.

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 02:24:01 UTC
Would you look at that, I'm so good with html I amaze myself.

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 02:30:03 UTC
I totes feel you on that.

ANYWAY,

DO
NOT
TEMPT
ME!!!

And Lols was supposed to be a variation of your nickname, yes. I'm so creative, ain't I?

DO NOT TEMPT ME!!
THIS IS NOT FUNNY! YOU KNOW I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY FETISH FOR CROSSDRESSING!ALEXANDER AND I SHOULD NOT SHOW IT TO THE WORLD! GNGH. NO. I'LL NOT WRITE THAT.
I WILL NOT WRITE THAT!!
YOU READ ME?
Ç___Ç

Eli is disappoint.
About that tweet? WADU I DO????? Nothing, really.
Kevins makes the world more colorful with his manryness. :')

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 02:53:57 UTC
Oh, I love it then lol It should catch on along with "Loli".

Ah ): Ok, then. It's ok if you don't write it.
No problem at all, I'll never talk about crossdressing Xander again. Not even a word, swear. I know you have a big problem there, sorry ):

Oh, the wadu I do LOL I thought that was cute and sort of funny KJDBFGKHJDBKGHJDF

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yakiseop January 4 2011, 02:57:53 UTC
You are awful. ISN'T IT DEPRESSING THAT WE HAVE A COLLECTION OF CROSSDRESSING!ALEXANDERS?

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brandnewwind January 4 2011, 03:00:02 UTC
I KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT TOO WHILE COMPILING THOSE. I'M JUST AS BAD AS YOU, REALLY. LET'S GO TO REHAB )':

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