First Report

[bogusmagicker]

Ah . . .

This is . . . an unfamiliar environment.

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. . . ?

. . . The data composing this room is . . . inaccessible.  Highly irregular.  Logic attributes my current situation to the activities of Haruhi Suzumiya in some way.  Probability indicates that she will become accessible should I make my presence known.

Communicating to all within

Comments

[normal_anomaly]

!!

Na...Nagato?! Nagato, you're here?!

[bogusmagicker]

Kyon . . .

Yes, I am. Please explain where 'here' is.

[normal_anomaly]

Well, it's...a place called Mayfield. I dunno if you've ever heard of a movie called The Stepford Wives, but if you have, it's like that.

1/2

[bogusmagicker]

Accessing database; search -- "The Stepford . . .

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. . . Database inaccessible.

[allthingstodust]

Hello. Are you new here as well?

[bogusmagicker]

Relatively. Ten minutes and twenty three seconds have passed.

[allthingstodust]

You remind me of someone I know.

Has anyone explained the situation to you yet?

[bogusmagicker]

No.

[eye_do]

Oh, another new person! Hello!

[bogusmagicker]

Hello.

[eye_do]

What's your name, little girl?

[bogusmagicker]

Yuki Nagato.

[rainbowbrush]

You're pretty stiff for a kid.

[bogusmagicker]

I am capable of greater flexibility than 95% of all humans.

[rainbowbrush]

That's not what I meant.

[bogusmagicker]

Please respecify your statement.

[mayfield_mods]

Morning, sweetie!

[bogusmagicker]

. . . Good morning.

[mayfield_mods]

How's Mommy's little snookums today?

[bogusmagicker]

. . . He was correct.

The biological impossibility of being a first-degree relative to a human of a different race does not deter this creature. It lacks sense. An observation: it resembles a simplistic, man-made, humanoid interface. A robot. Perhaps it responds to simple commands.

I am well, though at present, I desire privacy. Please exit the room.