[Congratulations, Stein and Winry, as well as any immediate neighbors. You've just been woken up by an ear-splitting scream.]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You! I thought I destroyed you!

So you've come back, huh? Y-You're stalking me, aren't you? I may be beautiful, but I already rejected your foul advances! I told you I wanted nothing more to do with you ever ( Read more... )

Did I seriously-

No. It was a dream. A very bad dream. Just a horrible nightmarish dream.

There's no possible way I could have actually.

Just.

No.

Oh dear sweet Shinigami.

["Oh, yes, John!" Marie squeals, jumping into her beloved's arms. "Of course, of course I'll marry you!"

"I do!" Marie cries, kissing Stu full on the lips as the church erupts in applause. "I do, I do, I do!"

"Supper's ready!" Marie chirps, setting the table as her children cling to her legs. "Kids, go call your father, James, the millionaire ( Read more... )

[private; hackable]

Ah... I was so caught up in finding a present for Chrona that I didn't pay attention to anything else. Now these presents... Ew...

I suppose I should be happy that the drones are all dead, but finding them like this is just... wrong! This world is all wrong! These drones don't even have souls, and whoever did this is just ( Read more... )

T-T-T-T-T-

[The sound of a bottle, breaking on the ground.]

Ack! Wh-What's happening!? The creepy not-people have gone completely insane...

This- This isn't the Kishin. At least, I don't think it is... Demon God, if you can hear this, if you drove these people crazy, I am going to be very angry!

If only I could transform, I might be able to fight them. Not all of them seem to be trying to kill each other, but ( Read more... )

Ah, my eye... I guess after Mr. Boss, I should have seen that coming. D-Did I just make a pun? It's not like I'm not used to having one eye, but it's still so odd...

What a strange place. They claim to be trying to make us all the same, but it was the mayor himself who sent those letters! I wonder why he's giving us our things back? Or lack of ( Read more... )

Ooh, this is nice! I needed a vacation! If the town could stay like this all the time, I might even like it here... It reminds me of Oceania!

The bikini is a little worrying, though. Did someone change my clothes in the middle of the night? I feel so dirty... I don't really think I have the figure for a bikini, but I guess I have no choice anyway, ( Read more... )

Um... Thank you to everyone who helped me when I first arrived here. It's been very confusing, to say the least. This town is very... disturbing. I don't think whoever brought us here has our best interests in mind.

But there's no reason to worry! I'm sure we'll be able to find a way out of here eventually. And even if not, our loved ones are ( Read more... )

Wh... What's going on? This isn't my house. Excuse me, is anyone home? I'm sorry to intrude, but...

...My eye!? It's... healed...

Something very strange is happening here. This must be some kind of hallucination... Medusa must have planted another snake in me. I need to find a way back to Shibusen and report to Shinigami and see if he can...

Can.

These ( Read more... )