-who is this man?-

[bobthewizard]

Furniture overturned... pages scattered all over the room... I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF!!

*an inhuman howl filters through the closed door*

*terse and, in his haste, unsigned* Will someone come to the secondary staff room and outfit this... person... with a spare robe!?? And bring your wand -- he may need to be subdued.

[[Hellooo, human!

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[perfidious_son]

*opens the door and looks inside* Well, isn't this interesting?

[bobthewizard]

*alarmed* Careful, he's going to--!

*and the young man whom we shall continue to call Marco hisses and LUNGES AT THE DOOR*

[perfidious_son]

*Itachi closes the door quickly and hears the bang as the body slams into*

*through the door* You say it's okay to stun him?

[bobthewizard]

*harried* Stun him, Petrify him -- anything! He can't be reasoned with in this state!

[stage_wizard]

[[stray orange cat-woman has locked Harry in a closet and stolen his journal as punishment for not bringing her a mouse instead of a rat and then a rat insteaqd of a mouse. She scratched out Harry's name on the journal and tore out many pages, thus making it unidentifiable]]

*wanders naked through the halls and hears a commotion behind a door, opens the door and peers in with haughty gold-green eyes*

What is going on here? Cease this noise immediately! I am trying to hunt the feathered ones! You shall scare them away!

[bobthewizard]

*Marco, rising from behind the overturned divan, hisses and then WAILS LOUDLY*

*Bob walks in through the wall, looking extremely harried* Try a translation spell -- he can't sp... wait, you're not one of the students--? ..Oh dear.

[[LOLZ, poor Harry! *goes to look at his journal*]]

[stage_wizard]

*jumps and hisses slightly at the strange human who walks through walls*

I understand him just fine! Humans are so presumptuous. Stay out of this. *turns to eye the other cat, narrows her eyes and purrs at him, goes to twitch her tail but suddenly remembers she doesn't have one, turns and scowls darkly at her own backside*

[[XDXD I'm having FAR too much fun tormention Harry]]

[bobthewizard]

*miffed* Humans! Oh, you corporeal beings are all cut from the same mould! If you can understand him, kindly tell him to cease destroying others' belongings!

*the tattooed man clings to the back of the divan with hooked fingers and growls a bit, looking nonetheless slightly lost*

You are like me.....

[80smusicforever]

*hesitant*

... Do you need help?

[bobthewizard]

A language spell, if you please -- his brain is still geared for the language of his former species.

[80smusicforever]

*tilts his head curiously* How odd... None of the others seem to have this problem...

Interesting, but... Ok... *pats his pockets, finding his wand in his inside jacket pocket, carefully casting a language spell on the cat-turned-human* .... That should help?

[bobthewizard]

..Uaaaaaaow! *hisses, clawing at his face* Why does everyone throw the light at me?

..You. You are the one with mice.

[tough__love]

*enters the staf room to find it in disarray, immediately whips out her wand and assumes a combat position in case there's trouble*

[bobthewizard]

*hisses, peering out from behind an overturned chair*

NO! No more lightning!

[tough__love]

*blinks in surprise for a split second before aiming her wand towards the chair*

Who are you? Show yourself!

[bobthewizard]

*hisses, hiding*

Nnnooooooo! No lightning!

*and in comes Bob through the wall -- astonishment, relief, confusion, hurt, indecision, and frustration chasing each other swiftly across his spectral features*