Hey Bob? What happens when you mix up a Raido rune with Angelic script during a warding spell on an owl and a cat to keep them from fighting, and then accidentally mispronounce the spell?

[Have a wide-eyed Harry out on the lawn staring at a gray, tabby colored pygmy cow and a bright green owl the size of a Saint Bernard]

Wha-? Huh? What day'zit? *scribble trails off and a drools stain may be visible*

*large ink blot*

*more drool stain, anyone concentrating on this may notice faint snoring sounds coming from the journals*

[[Yes, this is backdated, and yes, Harry is missing breakfast]]

I hate muggle travel methods. Hate them.... But you know what I hate more? Magical travel methods. Or more specifically, the people who operate them. I'm sixteen years old, and look like I could be over eighteen (I love being tall), yet the woman at the floo station claimed I couldn't use the damn fireplace without parental supervision.

Now, ( Read more... )

Can't wait for school to start. Makes one more year closer to adulthood. Again. Hells bells, that sounds messed up..

[[Private]]

Well, I haven't been smited by Aurors yet.... Apparently Mai doesn't know it was me, or the howler didn't make it to her office.... Or maybe, hopefully she just found it amusing.... Gah!  I just jinxed myself didn't I?

[[/ ( Read more... )

[[Accidental Voice Post]]

*loud obnoxious singing can be heard, and the lyrics are garbled and may not be quite right*

"Sail on sail on, I will rise each day to meet the dawn,
so high, so high, I find my freedom flying high!
Without my wings you know I'd surely die,
I climb the mountains of the skiiiis!-- GAH!!!"

*equally loud crash can be heard, ( Read more... )

You know, the only thing I miss about Chicago? Aside from rats the size of Great Danes and the strange man with the missing eye who always asks me where I got my  pixie train ( Read more... )

[[Voice Post]]

*The sound of waves lapping at a shoreline and a waterfall in the distance can be heard, along with the chirping of crickets and leaves rattling in the breeze. Harry sounds chipper if a bit stressed*

Hey all! Hope the summer's treating you well! Erm... Can anyone give advice on how to deal with a Yeti? I'm in Canada right now and was ( Read more... )

What a relief! I never thought the year would end! I'm off to parts unknown. I figure I'll travel a bit and see what happens. Maybe Romania.... Hmm.... Does anyone have any interesting destinations in mind during break? Wouldn't mind a few get-togethers or suggestions for new destinations.

Anyway, everyone have a good summer! See ya next term.

( Filtered to People Who Know Harry's Real Age )

[[Filtered to Bob]]

Any word yet on where I'm staying for the summer? Still no word from the Ministry. If they don't get back to me I'm gonna take it to mean it's okay for us to go back to Chicago alone. *petulant*

[[/Filter]]

Uh, guys, can you keep an eye out for Mister? He got out of the common room again. If he bothers anyone, just put it on my tab ( Read more... )

The last two days have been fun, but I don't do suits and fancy clothes ( Read more... )