-who is this man?-

[bobthewizard]

Furniture overturned... pages scattered all over the room... I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF!!

*an inhuman howl filters through the closed door*

*terse and, in his haste, unsigned* Will someone come to the secondary staff room and outfit this... person... with a spare robe!?? And bring your wand -- he may need to be subdued.

[[Hellooo, human!

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[stage_wizard]

[[stray orange cat-woman has locked Harry in a closet and stolen his journal as punishment for not bringing her a mouse instead of a rat and then a rat insteaqd of a mouse. She scratched out Harry's name on the journal and tore out many pages, thus making it unidentifiable]]

*wanders naked through the halls and hears a commotion behind a door, opens the door and peers in with haughty gold-green eyes*

What is going on here? Cease this noise immediately! I am trying to hunt the feathered ones! You shall scare them away!

[bobthewizard]

*Marco, rising from behind the overturned divan, hisses and then WAILS LOUDLY*

*Bob walks in through the wall, looking extremely harried* Try a translation spell -- he can't sp... wait, you're not one of the students--? ..Oh dear.

[[LOLZ, poor Harry! *goes to look at his journal*]]

[stage_wizard]

*jumps and hisses slightly at the strange human who walks through walls*

I understand him just fine! Humans are so presumptuous. Stay out of this. *turns to eye the other cat, narrows her eyes and purrs at him, goes to twitch her tail but suddenly remembers she doesn't have one, turns and scowls darkly at her own backside*

[[XDXD I'm having FAR too much fun tormention Harry]]

[bobthewizard]

*miffed* Humans! Oh, you corporeal beings are all cut from the same mould! If you can understand him, kindly tell him to cease destroying others' belongings!

*the tattooed man clings to the back of the divan with hooked fingers and growls a bit, looking nonetheless slightly lost*

You are like me.....

[stage_wizard]

*ignores the grumbling human*
Yesss *blinks and eyes the human-looking cat oddly*
Why have I never seen you before? I have been in the forest and in the human village for a ages, yet your strange markings are unfamiliar to me.

*twitches her hair over her shoulder in a supierior gesture* Your human wants you to stop destroying this "nest".

[bobthewizard]

*hisses slightly* The forest... is where I was nearly made prey. I took refuge here, and then that one would not let me prowl.

That one makes no sense. Nothing here is important and I was angry.

[stage_wizard]

*indifferent full body shrug*
I care little for such things. You have to teach the humans who is boss or they will treat you like the foul smelling dogs.

*eyes him through half lidded eyes* I care little for kin who can't keep their tails in check. *looks around the room pointedly*

[bobthewizard]

He learns slowly, but I taught him a lesson some days past.

*yawns, showing teeeeeeth; deliberately misunderstanding* I do not pounce/kill/ravage/destroy with my tail.

[stage_wizard]

*hisses at him* Do not take that tone with me, insolent lap-warmer!

*growls and flashes teeth*

[bobthewizard]

*deep-throated chuckle, almost a purr; folds his arms on the back of the divan, his eyes slitted lazily*

In my domain, my tone is my business.

[stage_wizard]

*twitches her nose and upper lip that in cat form would translate to a derisive snort* When I see your domain I shall heed that. *draws herself up and glares* I claimed this human dwelling as my own when that unsightly human finally remembered his place and let me in.

[bobthewizard]

*saunters out from behind the divan, buckled into human trousers but otherwise free to move* Maybe out there, but this room is MY domain. My smell, my dwelling.

[stage_wizard]

Your smell? What smell? *bares her teeth in a grin* All I smell are humans.

[bobthewizard]

*ditto* I am sorry for your sense of smell.

*the ghost, understanding none of this, interposes his insubstantial bulk between the two predators* This has gone far enough. You've no need to walk in here as if you own the place.

[stage_wizard]

*growls and hisses at the strange human* This is a matter for cats, not humans. Stay out of it. *turns to the other cat and glares* I am queen, you are a lowly tom. Toms own nothing unless a queen allows them to. *states it as known fact*

[bobthewizard]

*with dignity* When cats are squabbling in front of me in human shape, that is my business.

*looking around Bob, still with lazy slitted eyes* Perhaps... but when you queens get to know toms, the queens tend to allow... much.