It was 7 years ago this past week that I lost my father. Leukemia took his life, but his soul lives on. The day after he died, June 13th 1994, the temperature in Cleveland sky rocketed above 90 for a week. Needless to say, the funeral was a hot one....all dressed in black and all. My 3 brothers and I served as pall bearers....none of us even owned ( Read more... )

What's the difference between a clam with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea?

A: The first one you shuck between fits......

I'm not feeling all that creative today...got an overnight inventory tonight, gotta take some music ( Read more... )