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[bo0_do0]

...the fuck? Where the fuck am I? This isn't London, or anywhere close, it seems. A fucking carousel? Are you kidding me? Fuck that. I fuck up an entire army and somehow end up in motherfucking Neverland Ranch. Or maybe this is my own, sick version of hell...and fuck, am I hungry. I feel like I haven't eaten since fucking Luke and I ordered that

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[valentineluke]

Are you?

[bo0_do0]

Ah, fuck, there you are.

Thought maybe you had something to do with this.

What do you mean, am I?

[valentineluke]

What's the last thing you remember before appearing here?

[bo0_do0]

Fire.

Lots and lots of fucking fire.

[german_beefcake]

... Jan?

[bo0_do0]

My reputation proceeds me.

You are?

[german_beefcake]

Jeager. You're.. a lot different zhen you used to be.

[bo0_do0]

Never fucking heard of you...

...unless you were that pizza boy.

[luna_alchemy]

Jan?

[bo0_do0]

A whole fucking welcome wagon?!

Who the fuck are you?

[luna_alchemy]

s.. sorry.

This one is called Cheza.

[bo0_do0]

...Oh what the fuck.

[browning_baby]

.... Valentine.

[bo0_do0]

...Dinner.

[browning_baby]

Not fucking likely.

[bo0_do0]

Why's that, bitch?

[glock30]

Amnesia is so last season, you know.

[bo0_do0]

Looks like making sense is, too.

[glock30]

Speak for yourself. You're the one who sounds like he's never been here before.

[bo0_do0]

Maybe because I fucking haven't, whore.