001
...the fuck? Where the fuck am I? This isn't London, or anywhere close, it seems. A fucking carousel? Are you kidding me? Fuck that. I fuck up an entire army and somehow end up in motherfucking Neverland Ranch. Or maybe this is my own, sick version of hell...and fuck, am I hungry. I feel like I haven't eaten since fucking Luke and I ordered that pizza but ate the delivery man---was that fucked up or what? Ha! Nothing but a fucking flat bread pizza with everything on it, and I mean everything.
But that's a story for another time, right now I'm going to need to know how the fuck I got here. Looks like some sort of town square up ahead, people, too. And where there's people there's answers...and food...and---damnit! Figures I'm all alone. Maybe Luke found me and---What happened to him, anyway...
...FUCK. I'M DEAD.
But that's a story for another time, right now I'm going to need to know how the fuck I got here. Looks like some sort of town square up ahead, people, too. And where there's people there's answers...and food...and---damnit! Figures I'm all alone. Maybe Luke found me and---What happened to him, anyway...
...FUCK. I'M DEAD.