What about yesterday/today hasn't been surreal ( Read more... )

If I had even half the mojo in real life that I seem to have on the internet, I would be the annoying floormate that's getting fucked at three in the morning whom you can hear quite distinctly through the walls.

As it is, I'm the one that has the internet by the balls, and she's the one taking it up against the wall.  >_>

Hooray college.

Commander keen on mah windows vista.

I don't know.

Today was either anti-climatic, or it wasn't.
He either wants me, or he doesn't.
I either enjoyed this summer, or I didn't .

BUT:
I am hot.
He will always melt me, but I am ready for it.
It's time to go.

Woah.

I'm watching Spongebob on my new mp3 player.

This is madness I say, madness!

My custodians are possibly the greatest people ever.  I love them terribly, and, oddly enough, I will miss them terribly when I go back to Boston.

Fun fact: The median income for a household in the town was $107,351, and the median income for a family was $127,981. Males had a median income of $100,000 versus $50,236 for females. The per capita ( Read more... )

Ok, so on our job listings board, sperm donating is a fairly common sight.

A Mass. cryogenic company is offering

FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS

to jack off.

What the fucking fuck?!?!

Again with the bittersweet...  Not that you can ever really get used to it, but we're pretty close.

It seems to me that football (european) is an excellent sport.  Commercial free, hardly any American analysis at halftime (so that ESPN can get their commercials in), and a bunch of exceptionally fit men who run around for 90 minutes and jump all over each other when they score goals.

It's no wonder Americans hate it so much.

It was disconcerting to clean out my closet and find some of my grandmother's lingerie.  Even more so when the tags read my size ( Read more... )