Kristopher: “There’s one more present... and it’s for ME!!! IT’S LIKE A CHRISTMAS FINALE AND I’M IN CHARGE!”
My Oma: “Would you like some defecated coffee?”
My Dad: “No, it probably tastes like shi---“
Me: “Dad!”
My Dad: “I didn’t say the full word! It doesn’t count!”
Me: “I’ll keep that in mind, thanks.”
Notice how my Oma pronounced it “
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