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Kristopher: “There’s one more present... and it’s for ME!!! IT’S LIKE A CHRISTMAS FINALE AND I’M IN CHARGE!”
My Oma: “Would you like some defecated coffee?”
My Dad: “No, it probably tastes like shi---“
Me: “Dad!”
My Dad: “I didn’t say the full word! It doesn’t count!”
Me: “I’ll keep that in mind, thanks.”
Notice how my Oma pronounced it “ ( Read more... )
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i did not know this, until my grandpa defyed her ways when i was 17..and poured me a steamy cup of love..
which i couldn't drink due to her burrowing dissaproving eyes, and my guilt..
all my cousins were like woahhh..what have you DONE?
*enter blasphemy music here*
As soon as i turned 18, i felt like i needed an initiation ceremony or something. Coffee has never tasted better..
true story.
My grandparents are very traditional, very british..
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