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I'm the Grinch with a green penis ten times to large.

The whores of Whoville can not satisfy me sexually and I need to get laid.

I'll piss over over Whoville and instigate prominent acts of arson and vandalism on the holiest day of the Christian calender.

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I know.

It's been a while sonce I posted.

I warn you however.

Do.

Not.

Look.

I'm out the door to fix two flat tires and a smog check.


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Bush is still in.

Damn.

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I'm shaving my head of all its curly locks because I am tired of hearing burned-out junky crack whores say "Hey Babe."

- JW