Holiday Sneer
I'm the Grinch with a green penis ten times to large.
The whores of Whoville can not satisfy me sexually and I need to get laid.
I'll piss over over Whoville and instigate prominent acts of arson and vandalism on the holiest day of the Christian calender.
I intend to have all my faithful reindeer shot, butchered and fed to the survivors of Whoville in the form of Braunschwagger. This is to show my disgust with certain relatives who won't reciprocate the holiday gift giving fun and to bash a dead writer of children's books. No gifts for the last five or six years, so screw you all. Hope you loose your Christmas money at the twenty-one tables.
On the brighter side, I work on Christmas day means double-pay for a full eight hour shift and a fatter paycheck the following week.
The New Year always starts right at Circle K.
So Merry F-cking Christmas to all, if I can't get to the computer by Saturday, to those who read this post.
Ho, Ho, f-cking Ho.....