hoorah my grandma works at Wal-Mart.

Alright you bored suburban motherfuckers. Here's the cure for your everyday boredom. Get drunk with one of your bestest friends and watch the Family Guy movie that aint even come out yet MOTHAFUCKAZ. That's what's real. BITCH ASS. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. GET YO SELF SOME OL' E AND HAVE YOSELF A BALL. DON'T COMPLAIN TO MY ASS ABOUT HOW BORED YOU ARE COS ( Read more... )

I'm so happy because I got some sleep. Word dawg!

Wanting to be creative and wanting to have sex are the same thing cos you just want to spill yourself out everywhere.

GO LISTEN TO MY RAP myspace.com/jargonist

the whole room is full of angels each one in your ear tryin to tell you which god you should pray to. you pray to je-zeus but he dont wanna save you cos you unfaithful, so he give you to azazel. I'm reading a little book that supposedly proves beyond reasonable doubt that jesus existed and was god. its pretty interesting. its fuckin 730 in the ( Read more... )

I got some shit to get off my shit.

First of all, why am I not having sex? All I've done all day is lay in bed.

I can't think of anything else. But I'm sick. Look how many letters I know. asl;kdfj209ruasdkmanvcxn wpcjremocplnfsdapki\m' fsda]\'
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The next time you are feeling down and out, remember that you have air conditioning in your cushy little house and offer technology a big sloppy blow job.

The next time you write a livejournal entry, make it somewhat interesting, for me. Cunts.

Once day I was sitting on my laptop at which time a big fuckin black penis, 10 feet long with legs stomped all over my apartment complex and everyone was soooo terrified they jizzed demselves ( Read more... )

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