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Once day I was sitting on my laptop at which time a big fuckin black penis, 10 feet long with legs stomped all over my apartment complex and everyone was soooo terrified they jizzed demselves.
Yo may have thought the story was going to end. Anyway today I watched that new batman flick with my pops. It was real keen. Smoked some ganja you know how it goes. Sadi and Joel and me smoked sum of the herb last night you know how it goes. Let's see... I think me and Ron and Joel and Andy smoked some of the devil plant the night before. Prolly the day before that me and Joel and Sadi prolly got pretty high on the grasseesh. Maybe watched some sealab, some family guy, some simpsons, some dumbass movie about rapping a cunt of times.
I bet you thought I meant to say "a bunch of times", but I did infact mean to say "a cunt of times". C U N T
Yo may have thought the story was going to end. Anyway today I watched that new batman flick with my pops. It was real keen. Smoked some ganja you know how it goes. Sadi and Joel and me smoked sum of the herb last night you know how it goes. Let's see... I think me and Ron and Joel and Andy smoked some of the devil plant the night before. Prolly the day before that me and Joel and Sadi prolly got pretty high on the grasseesh. Maybe watched some sealab, some family guy, some simpsons, some dumbass movie about rapping a cunt of times.
I bet you thought I meant to say "a bunch of times", but I did infact mean to say "a cunt of times". C U N T