Everyone who has anything to do with student loan(s) interest paid in 2003 are a bunch of bitches.

That is all.

decent weather, I accomplished shit today paying bills wise, made the appetizers for Mom n Dads tomorrow (I apparently like to pretend Im on the Food Network), did laundry (folding it tho is another story. haaate.) bought the Shinedown cd (tis good!), then took Sammie and her two friends to see Ella Enchanted. Very cute movie. (bit less cute as I ( Read more... )

ok so I got a bunch of funny voicemails. From people who didnt have me answer the phone ( Read more... )

Timmy had this up on his computer when I got home today. From Collegehumor.com (I think) and it turns out that my brother actually knows this guy. hilarious and Im so not surprised.

Best.Essay.Evah!

I think I'll explode before June gets here damnit.

chickwithmonkey posted the link for PoA pics from here: http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/poapics.htmlRead more... )

Anna linked me to this. Its so whacked.
http://www.big-bunny.com/index.htm

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says ( Read more... )

twas also hilarious, but not as much as that last phone call ( Read more... )

Oh, christ on toast.

*phone rings*
Me: "Hello?"
Karen: Hi this is Karen with Great Expectations, Im currently calling single adults in the area. Are you single?
Me: Whats G.E.?
K: A dating service...
Timmy: RAWR! grrrrawrrawr plblblblblblblblblblblblblb! grrrrr!*click*

*wipes eyes* oh my gods. That was freaking hilarious.

blame trickster_ as I stole everything from her ( Read more... )