*falls over dead from laughing*

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Oh, christ on toast.

*phone rings*
Me: "Hello?"
Karen: Hi this is Karen with Great Expectations, Im currently calling single adults in the area. Are you single?
Me: Whats G.E.?
K: A dating service...
Timmy: RAWR! grrrrawrrawr plblblblblblblblblblblblblb! grrrrr!*click*

*wipes eyes* oh my gods. That was freaking hilarious.