So lacking classes Jordan has made a grave error. Jordan decided that he should try to find another class to help him graduate before the decade is up. Unable to find anything to satisfy necessary requirements Jordan dug deeper through the catalog until he found a course that would cover his requirement for a world history course. Turns out that ( Read more... )

So I'm on vacation and I've got nothing to do. Yesterday I went to the casino and lost $100. So I've got no one that'll go to the bar with me cause Don's girlfriend is trying to make him quit drinking. Honestly, Don quit drinking. She knew Don was an alcoholic when she met him; she shouldn't be trying to change him. So until Don falls off the ( Read more... )

So this weekend was pretty sweet. On Saturday I went to the casino with a couple of kids from work. Within an hour I was down 60 bucks. So I went to the bar afterwards to go drink and think about how I wasted all that money. So one of the people I was with wonders off saying "I wanna see titties." So when we go looking for him we see that ( Read more... )

So its been awhile and I've been doing...well nothing I suppose, but I get to sleep in til 1:00 everyday. Life isn't that bad having no friends I suppose. I'm sure no one cares to read this but its posted anyway just for your amusement.

So what has happened to me in the last week? Bought a car, got a black man so drunk he puked, went to a wedding and got smashed with Don's parents, went to the bar, and seen Star Wars twice....yup I'm a nerd. Either way, pretty boring. yup

This weekend was all right besides being shot up by paintballs and being sack-tapped on Friday. Still the weekend was just a blur of nothingness. By the way I still can't believe I went to a bachelor party and there were no boobies. Thats right. No titties at a bachelor party. Thats like no cake on your birthday, or no evil white people in a ( Read more... )

I need beer. who's with me?

So I went to the skank bar last night with some kids from work because they had dollar beers and dollar bitch shots. The scenery wasn't too bad, but it definately was not my taste. Interesting fact: Some really fat ugly bitch bought me a shot from across the room which was horrifying. I don't know if she wanted to talk to me or eat me. Everyone ( Read more... )

What the hell is wrong with me? Why am I always the one left defending you only to find out I was wrong in the first place. When someone was talking shit about you I said they were full of shit and not to believe them. The next time I saw you you shoved me out of the way to go talk to him. Thats what I get. Maybe its what I deserve. I don't ( Read more... )

The Daily Bitching: It really really needs to stop raining cause its pissing me off. When it rains the UPS trucks get really dirty. When they get really dirty they are a pain in the ass to wash. Hence rain = bad. Simple enough. To complicate things token is on vacation this week so its just me and my stoner buddy chris washing stuff.

On a ( Read more... )